You’re My Newest And Very Best Friend
I saw this person and started thinking… I don’t like you/I don’t like you/
I don’t like you/Yes it is really true/I don’t like you/I don’t like you/
But I didn’t pick up any of the clues… Of why… I don’t like you/
Then I realized/If I was in your shoes/And I saw me/I wouldn’t like me… Too/
So In reality/I really don’t like me… So I have to say/I don’t like me/I don’t like me/
I don’t like me/I think I agree/I don’t really like me/No/I really… don’t like me/
And I am not sure/Why that would be/But I know for sure… I don’t like me/
Is that smart to say/I don’t like you/I don’t like me/So I thought/So what do you like/
So what do you like/What do you really like… I know…
I like trees/Yes I like trees/I really like trees/I like trees/I like trees/I like trees/
I like trees/EXCEPT/When the sap/And the tar… sticks to my car/
I don’t like trees/When their sap/And the tar… sticks to my car/
I just realized/I don’t like trees/I don’t like trees/I don’t like trees/
I really don’t like trees/And a matter of fact/I am not to crazy about the birds… and the bees/
Or the crickets/And the flees/Nor a cold wind breeze/Yea that is right/I don’t like/
The birds/And the bees/And the crickets/And the flees/Nor a cold wind/Breeze/
And then I sneezed… My brain Unfreezed/And my viewpoint changed/180 degrees/
And this is what… my new reality brings/
It was like an opening/From the sun/It was an inversion/Like… An Harmonic Conversion/
From this/New thoughts had begun/My old thinking was gone/I didn’t have any of them… not a one/
I want to be a lover… not a hater/That will make me feel… far much greater/
So for me… to truly bloom/I am going to change my/Entire tune/And maybe this will/Put me in bliss/
With no more ugly thoughts/Or reasons to hiss/I may even become a Romeo/And want… to kiss/
I love you/I love me/I also love the trees/I love the birds/And the bees/And the crickets/
And the flees/And the cold wind/Breeze/
Yes/I love you/I love me/I also love the trees/I love the birds/And the bees/And the crickets/
And the flees/And the cold wind/Breeze/
I love you all/In the Winter/Spring/Summer/And Fall/I know this sounds quite esoteric/
But it is my rap lines/I’m just trying to be… poetic/
I love you/I love me/I also love the trees/I love the birds/And the bees/And the crickets/
And the flees/And the cold wind/Breeze/
I love you all/In the Winter/Spring/Summer/And Fall/
And maybe I will see you later/Shopping in the mall/
After all/I hope/To see you soon/Again/
Because you are now//My newest… And Very… Best Friend!!
Marvin Rolnick